Weird-Genital Monitor Device Created To Commit Partners To Be Faithful

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Genital Monitoring chip soon for sale
Genital Monitoring chip soon for sale

Weird-Genital Monitor Device Created To Commit Partners To Be Faithful-Weird-Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the two technology giants have created a crazy device that can spot your partner  when he cheats as Microsoft and  Apple, two tech giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone anytime your partner goes banging elsewhere.

Trust put on trial
Trust put on trial

The Genital monitor device is called Commit-Tech.

Commit-Tech comes in form of a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman.

These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partner’s cell phone that the other has been cheating.

So come this November, the Genital Big Brother device will be sold by Microsoft and Apple and will be made to be compatible across all mobile phone  devices

“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple in November and will be compatible across all devices.